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I’ll tell you right now though:

  1. If you want to submit a blog post here, you’d better have a budget, and the ability to write grammatically correct content.
  2. If you think you deserve to post for free here, then you’d better be published at one of these magazines.
  3. If you plan on wasting my time, don’t bother. I love to lambast idiots.